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Christmas shopping

Postby brichter » Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:58 pm

We were Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve
and the mall was packed. As Mary Lou walked through the mall she was surprised to
look up and see that I had wandered off. She was quite upset

because we had a lot to do. Because she was so worried, she called me

on her mobile phone to ask me where I was. In a calm voice,

I said, "Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about 5

years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we

could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?"

She choked up and started to cry and said,"Yes, I remember that

jewelry store." "Well, I'm in the bar right next to it," I said
If you're gonna dream or steal, do it BIG

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Re: Christmas shopping

Postby Tezell » Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:56 pm

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