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Save a few bucks

Postby Barnyard » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:18 pm

A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security for such a loan.

The business man then handed over the keys to a brand new Cadillac Escalade that was parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checked out and the loan officer accepted the car as collateral for the loan. An employee then drove the Caddy into the bank's underground garage and parked it there.

Two weeks later the businessman returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest which came to $15.41.

The loan officer said, "We do appreciate your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a bit puzzled. While you were away we checked and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?"

The business man replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for fifteen bucks?"
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Re: Save a few bucks

Postby tomcat » Thu Feb 28, 2013 6:15 am

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Save a few bucks

Postby Clint Carter » Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:31 am

I bet that bank would take a nice new chevy duramax dually for two weeks. Sounds like you might have done that before Bill!!! :lol:
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Re: Save a few bucks

Postby Barnyard » Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:36 am

Truck is too new for me to let anyone else behind the wheel just yet. :)
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