It is tough getting old.

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It is tough getting old.

Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Tue Mar 05, 2013 9:16 pm

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man
Walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

One student said to his friend:

"I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome.
Those people walk just like that."

The other student says:


"No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome.
He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him
And one of the students said to him,


"We're medical students and couldn't help
But notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have.
Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said,

"I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."


The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."


The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."

The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"


The old man said,

"I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"
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Re: It is tough getting old.

Postby tomcat » Tue Mar 05, 2013 9:38 pm

:big sick:

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Re: It is tough getting old.

Postby Bill E Bob » Wed Mar 06, 2013 5:57 am

This one will go on the bulletin board at the hospital where I work :bellylaugh: :bellylaugh:

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Re: It is tough getting old.

Postby Tezell » Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:24 am

:lol: :lol:
"I ain't believing this!"

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Re: It is tough getting old.

Postby ArtN » Thu Oct 31, 2013 11:50 am

I sent it on to the COS at the hospital I worked for. Good one to share with his students.

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Re: It is tough getting old.

Postby John(videodoc) » Fri Nov 01, 2013 6:55 am

:-)

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Re: It is tough getting old.

Postby Mike in Louisiana » Sat Nov 02, 2013 8:07 am

:D :D :D :D
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