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Law Of mechanical Repair

Postby torchred89 » Sat Sep 03, 2016 10:05 am

Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

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Re: Law Of mechanical Repair

Postby Waif » Sat Sep 03, 2016 12:04 pm

torchred89 wrote:Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

Indeed!

And the more time you spend cleaning a delicate item ,the faster gravity will draw it into the nearest dirt,sand,gravel....followed after recleaning ;by the first wetted or greasy tool. Or the other unsuspected tool. :{_}:

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Re: Law Of mechanical Repair

Postby frodge » Mon Sep 05, 2016 12:51 pm

Which is why when in my shop any old rag that has a modicum of clean area on it could be used as a hanky. This is fine since currently I am the only one that usually uses it but as my kids get older they might have to be careful what rag they use. which reminds me....once I was working in the front yard on some brakes on my truck and I was in need of a rag. The neighbor had stopped by and saw my need and offered one he had in his truck. It was clean but I was a little surprised when he handed it to me as it was a pair of his underwear.

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Re: Law Of mechanical Repair

Postby punchofdeath » Wed Jul 25, 2018 2:08 am

I don't have much experience under my belt as I started really getting into tinkering and fooling around with stuff about a year and a half ago but what torch and Waif said are some of the truest words I've ever read :lol: :lol:
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