You gotta be kidding, A warranty on these!

[Barnyard]

I went to our local Rural King for a fell supplies yesterday. I prefer RK over TSC anytime. Any how one item I picked up waqs a 25 pack of Milwaukee Sawzall blades. When I checked out the girl at the counter asked if I want the extended warranty for an additional $6.00. I looked at her and asked if she was kidding. She said, "Yeah isn't that crazy. They're supposed to wear out, right?"

So I passed on the offer figuring there had to be a catch somewhere and I would be out my $6.00.

[Urbish]

"I'm here to return these. The teeth are all burned off and several are bent at a 90º angle."

[Eugene]

Just got to love the printed warranties.

Pay postage to return the product. Product must be returned along with $6.00 for postage and handling, original receipt, original packaging, abuse will be determined by the factory.

[BIGHOSS]

A few years ago I bought from Home Depot a package with 3 files. One round, one triangle and one flat for $10 with a lifetime warranty. I asked the tool manager what did that mean? He said if they ever wear out bring them in and get new ones.
Fast forward about 5 years. The flat one was worn pretty bad with the others still fairly good.
Home Depot exchanged new package for old one with no questions asked.

[Urbish]

An old boss of mine ran over his Craftsman garden hose with the lawn mower a few years ago. He brought in the pieces to his local Sears and left with a new hose. I thought that was pretty fraudulent on his part. Look where Sears is now...

[Barnyard]

Sears quit guaranteeing claw hammers many years ago. The sales guy at the store I went to said just in his store alone, a local roofer would come in three or four times a year with a five gallon bucket full of broken hammers.