Don't Ask Me How I Know!!

[Rudi]

Never point a pneumatic nailing gun even slightly towards yourself assuming the nail won't penetrate the entire thickness of the 2x4 stud and then won't bounce off another stud and miss your eye by about 2 inches and go whizzing pass your head and put a nice dent in the door to the circuit breaker panel on the back wall of the garage in which you were working.

A variation:

Never hold two pieces of stock together with your hand when using a pneumatic brad nailer -- usually that is when the nail will deflect with slightly painful results. Gives you an idea what crucifixion might feel like

[John(videodoc)]

Never "Go number 1" while in up a a tree in a deer stand, in the middle of cow country, that happens to be lined with electric fence.....

[evielboweviel]

is that a little "shocking" Doc??
Ron

[FCUBMAN]

People say the world is getting smaller and smaller. If that's the case, why does postage keep going up?

Doncha know - 30 cents of every stamp goes for "storage" of the mail during its slow journey

[Bigschuss]

Doncha know - 30 cents of every stamp goes for "storage" of the mail during its slow journey

Good One FCUBMAN!!!!

[grumpy]

If your greasing your equipment and sneeze don't use that rag stuck in your back pocket for a hanky. (don't ask) Dave

[FuryIII]

if you have an autistic 6 year old son. dont leave your grease gun near an open car door...............

[cowboy]

Don't lay under a car and weld with your mouth oppen


Wasn't me somone my brother knew. He did not have a welding helmet either and was closing his eyes and trying to tack weld a exhust together.

Ouch

Billy

[beaconlight]

Don't lay under a car changing gas filters with a drop light unless you want a new garage. I tenant of mine did it at some one elses garage. Cold gasoline and hot glaass. Now you know the rest of the story.
Bill

[Jim Becker]

Cold gasoline and hot glaass.

Don't blow air back through a gas line. Same reason.

I knew a person that did that. The gas cap was on place on the tank but not latched down. Cap blew off, gas sprayed onto a drop light, he spent about 6 months in a burn ward. At least he lived to rebuild his shop.

[John *.?-!.* cub owner]

ALWAYS look to see what is on the sandwich your wife put in your lunch box before you warm it in the microwave......Hot braunschweiger is NOT edible.

[Jim Becker]

You trying to tell us that cold braunschweiger is?

[beaconlight]

John yopu got hit with a gottca on that one.

[John *.?-!.* cub owner]

You trying to tell us that cold braunschweiger is?

I knew someone would say that.

[Bigdog]

I would have to agree. I can't imagine anyone smelling that stuff and thinking "I'll bet that's tasty!"