Last WILL & TESTAMENT...
Morris Schwartz is on his deathbed, knows the end is near, and is with his nurse,
his wife, his daughter and 2 sons. "So", he says to them:
"Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses."
"Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza ."
"Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center ."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown."
The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says ,
"Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hardworking man to have
accumulated all this property".
Sarah replies, "Property? ... the schmuck has a paper route!"
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Last Will & Testament
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Keep it clean (we have youngsters here) and leave the politics and religious jokes for some other forum
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Last Will & Testament
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Re: Last Will & Testament
Looks like a good route to have.
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Re: Last Will & Testament
That is great, I gotta share that one!
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Re: Last Will & Testament
Barnyard wrote:... I gotta share that one!
I just did. What a hoot.
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