Missing Wife
A husband went to police station to report his missing wife:
Husband: I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and still hasn't come home.
Sergeant: What is her height ?
Husband: Oh, 5 something . . .
Sergeant: Build?
Husband: Not slim, not really fat.
Sergeant: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Sergeant: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Sergeant: What was she wearing?
Husband: Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly.
Sergeant: Did she go in a car?
Husband: Yes.
Sergeant: What kind of car was it?
Husband: A 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51 Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, GT bucket seats and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.
At this point the husband started crying.
Sergeant: Don't worry sir.......We'll find your car.
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Re: Missing wife
Great!
There are two ways to get enough Cubs. One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less.
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Love it 
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Bus Driver, reading your Cub information posts, or general technical information posts, one would never suspect your sense of humor. You have some of the best stories....
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Re: Missing wife
I like that one
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