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Future plans

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Future plans

Postby Bus Driver » Tue Jun 23, 2015 5:11 am

Now that they are retired, a wife and husband were discussing all aspects of their future. "What will you do if I die before you do?" Dad asked Mom.

After some thought, Mom said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.
Then Mom asked Dad, "What will you do if I die first?"
He replied, "Probably the same thing."
Luck favors those who are prepared

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