Grandfathers don't know everything

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Grandfathers don't know everything

Postby torchred89 » Mon Aug 24, 2015 5:27 pm

Subject: Fw: : Grandfathers don't know everything

Hunter was 4 years old and was staying with his grandfather
for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came
into the house and asked, 'Grandpa, what's that called when two people sleep
in the same bedroom and one is on top of the other?'
His Grandpa was a little taken aback, but he decided to tell
him the truth.
'Well, Hunter, it's called sex's
‘Oh,’ Little Hunter said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play
with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily,
'Grandpa, it isn't called sex's. It's called Bunk Beds
and Valerie mom wants to talk to you.'

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Re: Grandfathers don't know everything

Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Mon Aug 24, 2015 10:01 pm

Yes they do!!! @ kids across the creek for me have adopted me as Grandpa. One day something was broken in the house and one of them told momma, "grandpa John can fix it, he can fix anything". A few days later their father was working on something, and the little boy said "That's not the way Grandpa does it!!" I was a little hesitant to go over there for a few days.
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