Melissa is always ready to see who she can put in her sites. (Yes, Bandit could balance a concrete block on her head.)
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The crack security team is eager to put a bite in crime. There is no joke in that comment. We have had a little blood shed in the barnyard because some idiot didn't believe me when I said not to enter the yard.
And of course my buddies with the sheriffs department like to use my driveway to catch speeders.