Pumpkin Launcher

[pete1941]

Me thinks that Bigdog and Barnyard have done got hit with a beam or they done been into the Beam to deep cause boys they air talkin jibberish already. One of the signs of nervousness constant chitter chattering and mumbling incoherently. If you'uns noticed, I done put the SC battalion on notice along with the GAFCM better known as the Georgia Farmall Cub Militia plus we done got us a Air Force too. Pfc Pete, in limbo

[Barnyard]

I think it's more like you fellers been gettin' into Bugler's Georgia Juice. My hayloft mounted aircraft detection device has just posted a very clear image of your latest air power.

What are you gonna do? Start dropping babies on us? And Where has your Bugler been? Probably home stuffing himself with some of Barbara's great cooking.

[c172skyhawk2]

I think it's more like you fellers been gettin' into Bugler's Georgia Juice. My hayloft mounted aircraft detection device has just posted a very clear image of your latest air power.

What are you gonna do? Start dropping babies on us? And Where has your Bugler been? Probably home stuffing himself with some of Barbara's great cooking.

We fly the latest technology from 1975. Steel tube and fabric, and flying just above the trees to avoid the radar. and about the baby dropping, we will be dropping stuff large enough to cover a house, or a lot of cubs.

[Bugler]

To all Southern Cub Men,,,,,,I am proud to tell you that all of our pumkins have been fitted with GPS guidence systems with a range of over 1000 miles. They have been shipped to all the launch sites and at this minute are on full ready. Comstat has reported no northern activity except,,,some old men sitting in rocking chairs on the front porch and saying things like,,,,Oh Lordy we are in a deep doodoo. Keep up the good work. dida didadit,,,,,,

[pete1941]

Bugler, boy I couldn't have said it better myself. Em nawtheners gonna wake up one morning and wonder where the orange snow came from. Talk about escalating prices on Cub blades and snow blowers .

Major Matt, proud to know you have that covering system worked out. Didn't think it would take you long to perfect it as usual. Em O High O boys gonna be tremblin in their sock feet, specially when day hear dat WILD TURKEY charge call sound . We uns all know what Barnyards are covered with, ooops, bout to let the manure out of the bag . Col Pete

[Bigdog]

We uns all know what Barnyards are covered with, ooops, bout to let the manure out of the bag . Col Pete

It would appear that you southern boyz have done fergot about D.O.G.C.R.A.P.
Determined
Old
Geezer
Cub
Retrieval
Attack
Pack

Ya'll wanna watch where ya step around here cause ya might step in DOGCRAP!

[Ron Luebke]

LT. Luebke reporting SIR and ready for action . i have my tater gun aka(OLD THUMPER) ready for close range, and yes it will be closer than you yankers know.lets go get dem cubs.you guys don't forget about a flank move. may not be a southern attack

[pete1941]

Lt. Luebke, thanks for the reminder on the Southern border, will need to contact Lt. Casper, he will pick up the Southern and Northern borders of GA and FLA. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHaWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, let the slanging begin.

Bugler, got to send in a request to all 'em O High O radio stations and request John Anderson's song SWANGIN cause some of em boys up thar probably can't get in a rockin char and will have to have help to get in the swang. Col Pete

[Bugler]

LT. Luebke, you report is well taken, we are ready on the right and ready on the left,,,,all lines are secured,,,,,a new report has just come in from Comstat and it seems that all those yankee are huddled around a fireplace trying to warm their old bones and drinkin apple cider. Saying things like,,,,,,I hear they have 3 zillion pumkins pointed right at us,,,,maybe we should put out the fire. didah didahdit

[Catfish]

Catfish,

When did they move it from Eaglecrest to Bridgeville?

Don, This was the first year for the Bridgeville location. It has grown so big that they needed more space. Mike

[pete1941]

Bugler, I think 'em O High O boys have got mostly prune juice that they is a drankin, sure sounds like it from here, Pfc Pete, incognito

[Barnyard]

We interupt this thread to bring you this important announcement...

...Comstat has reported no northern activity except,,,some old men sitting in rocking chairs on the front porch...

That just to goes to show you those guys are still using old technology detection systems and it aint working.

[Bugler]

D.O.G.C.R.A.P The code has been broken,,,,,,


D- Dang


O- Ohio


G- Guys


C- Can't


R- Raise


A- A


P- Pumpkin

Didah Didahdit

[Bigdog]

Cain't raise punkins???????
Check this out:

http://www.pumpkinshow.com/pumpkin.htm

[Barnyard]

Cain't raise punkins???????
Check this out:

http://www.pumpkinshow.com/pumpkin.htm

I ain't even gonna brag about launching anything that big.