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Bugler · Postby **Bugler** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:36 pm

I only believe half of what I see and none of what I hear. Pictures,,,,, shoot fire I can show you a picture of me and DD plowing the moon.

Didah Didadit

Postby **Barnyard** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:45 pm

Bugler wrote:I only believe half of what I see and none of what I hear. Pictures,,,,, shoot fire I can show you a picture of me and DD plowing the moon.

Yes, and that is after drinkin the "Georgia Juice"!

pete1941 · Postby **pete1941** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:31 pm

That there pumpkin pales in comparison to the one I have first dibs on from another pumpkin contest, not from O High O, it weighed in at a whopping 1696 lbs. Em O High O punkins will pale in comparison.

Bugler, I knew you could break that code with no problem, great job! Promotion is in line

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Major Matt, you have em fooled on the technology, just hang loose and we will be set to go. When Col. Kodiak and Col. Corky finish their preliminary scouting runs, us GA rebs gonna be in super duper shape.

Oh and BTW, Mr. GW, you probably need to be on the look out for an extra wide brim hat to keep as much punkin juice off you as possible, last warning. Pfc Pete, Incognito

Postby **Barnyard** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:51 pm

I have information from a very reliable source that the south has purchased new uniforms in an attempt to fool us. Be on the lookout for anyone entering the state dressed as such;

Of course we found Major Matt's aircraft wasn't much to scare us either.

Corky's Cub · Postby **Corky's Cub** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:01 pm

Alrighty there Barnyard, now we KNOW you're a carpetbagger fraud!

Ain't no Southerner I know who would leave his tool shed exposed to the elements like that! Musta been a picture taken up north and re-labeled to make us folks from the promised land look goofy!

As for the wing gunner, Matt will take that...you might be surprised what we can hit!

Yee-haaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

Corky :big crazy:

Donny M · Postby **Donny M** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:05 pm

Corky any Red Blooded Southerner knows that ain't no tool shed, it's a dickydoo.

Postby **Barnyard** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:17 pm

Donny M wrote:Corky any Red Blooded Southerner knows that ain't no tool shed, it's a dickydoo.

Aha! Now it appears as though Corky may not be a southerner after all. Hmmm....Maybe he's just one of those Rebel rousers. Maybe he's tryin' to lead his boys into an ambush. I think the south has a spy in their midst and he ain't one of ours.

Into Tractors · Postby **Into Tractors** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:17 pm

Barnyard wrote:
Bigdog wrote:Cain't raise punkins???????
Check this out:

http://www.pumpkinshow.com/pumpkin.htm

I ain't even gonna brag about launching anything that big.

I'm not planning on "Launching" the pumpkins,,,,,,,I'm planning on "Dropping" them from a few thousand feet in the clouds...... :bellylaugh:

Donny M · Postby **Donny M** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:30 pm

Barnyard wrote:
Donny M wrote:Corky any Red Blooded Southerner knows that ain't no tool shed, it's a dickydoo.

Aha! Now it appears as though Corky may not be a southerner after all. Hmmm....Maybe he's just one of those Rebel rousers. Maybe he's tryin' to lead his boys into an ambush. I think the south has a spy in their midst and he ain't one of ours.

I'm sure that Corky is a true Southerner. I just think he got caught up in all this yankee BS and forgot the true terminology :wink:

pete1941 · Postby **pete1941** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:35 pm

Hey Col Corky, don't you pay no never mind to em O High O tongue twisters. We uns know you is got a lot of Southern Soul. This is just another sign of trembling and shaking in their boots, trying to divide and conquer, this is probably their last ditch attempt before running up the white aprons from they wives. After all, they been hiding 'hind them lovely ladies dresstails for so long, shaking and quivering like a big bowl of Bugler's Jello. Don't mind the riffle raffle, full steam ahead. Pfc. Pete. Incognito

Corky's Cub · Postby **Corky's Cub** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:36 pm

Yikes! Whatever the heck it is, THIS southern boy is keeping HIS under cover!

Postby **Barnyard** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:42 pm

Speaking of Bugler, where's he been lately during this bickering. All he ever talks about nowadays is screwdrivers and food. all this talk about pumpkins has made him hungry. He's probably at home in the kitchen getting ready munch on a nice big piece of road-apple pie.

Hengy · Postby **Hengy** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:27 am

Fellas!!!!!

I have intercepted some intel from those suthern boyz about that punkin raid that they are planning. They have enlisted the help of an English chap to develop a flight simulator to train them in their dropping mission up north... I am just afraid that 'Scahnsin is gonna get caught in the crossfire, so I am joining the northern band on this one in order to share the intel I found... Hopefully the access to this program will help you Ohio boys in your quest to turn back them rebs... Check out the flight simulator... The poor copter can't keep a level altitude!!!

Flight simulator for Punkin Droppin'

Sincerely,

Double naught spy for the north from 'Scahnsin
(name changed to protect the innocent)

Postby **Barnyard** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:38 am

Mike, I loved it, although I kept forgetting to let go of the mouse so I crashed a lot at high altitudes.

pete1941 · Postby **pete1941** » Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:40 am

Garantee, we'uns gonna have sompin easier to fly than that helli chopper. Not sure Major Matt could fly that thang and if'n he did, we'd bust a lotta punkins that's supposed to go Nawth, and on up in to skansin, Pfc Pete, Incognito YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, let'er go boys :bellylaugh:

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