Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening,
after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period
of silence she finally speaks.
Honey, I've been thinking, now that we're married I think it's time you quit
hunting, shooting, hand loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your
guns and boat.
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife?" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
”I wasn't “
guess I could substitute cubs and put this in the main forum.
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